Technochondriac

An end user who is, probably not intentionally, working against solving their own problem.

I tried to work with him but he is a real Technochondriac, solving the problem would be easier with him uninvolved.

by Thanos_Of_Titan December 12, 2023

Techgoraphobia

When your fear of the self-help kiosks at almost every business gets to a point where you fear leaving the house. You worry that you may have missed paying for one item at the grocery self-check-out and that the police are going to show up and let you know about it. You think you paid for something twice at another store. You are pretty sure that the line of people behind you at another kiosk were grumbling because you were taking too long. The only safe place to be is on your own couch. The safest place to get food is from the fridge or from grandma’s pantry.

I can’t run your errands. Techgoraphobia is real.

by Pip the Disambiguated December 23, 2023

Techno hump

Curvature of the spine developed by people over time due to dance movements specific to techno music. It develops more and more as the raves are more frequent and longer.

- Vincent doesn’t have a techno hump like George.
- Give him one more year of raves and we talk then.

by GVH28 November 18, 2023

Techno hump

Curvature of the spine developed by people over time due to dance movements specific to techno music. It develops more and more as the raves are more frequent and longer.

- Vincent doesn’t have a techno hump like George.
- Give him one more year of raves and we talk then.

by GVH28 November 18, 2023

Technodad

Everyone's favorite internet father. What a great and wholesome guy.

Person 1: Did you see Technodad's latest post?

Person 2: Yeah, I really enjoyed it! Technodad is the best!

by Idealthepotatoes December 7, 2023

Techno Love

It's when you are romantically in love with someone, but you have never physically touched each other. Only energy and vibration, transmitted through technology, connects you.

Since we have not met in person yet, all we have is techno love for now.

by Shalomar July 27, 2024

Technocratically Hedonistic Futurist

a literal metal & neon wearing maggot that should be despised by all walks of life

don't let the futuristic fascists, or the hedonistic libertarians corrupt society with their highly advanced cities made for the unknowing soon-to-be hedonist progressive.

Thomas M. : goddamn, that technocratically hedonistic futurist next door irks the shit out of me, what a little bitch.
Micah X. : you got that right.
From Commieville, to Conservatopia,, to hell with futurists.

by MartianSupremacist August 20, 2024