Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".

Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

by JPF December 04, 2007

semen sunday

Every sunday in july is a semen sunday.

Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.

"I love semen sundays"

by cockhaver July 06, 2022

The Sunday Double

The Sunday Double is a surprise sex attack that happens on a Sunday during a double shift at work.

Jen and Eric are going in the freezer for The Sunday Double.

by swaggiegod420 February 11, 2014

There's a first Sunday in every month

Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.

I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.

by Tee Lady July 28, 2022

there's a first Sunday in every month

Just because something has never happened, doesn't mean it won't ever happen.

" I've never and will never kiss a man with a mustache."
"There's a first Sunday in every month."

by Tee Lady July 24, 2022

Tacobell Sunday Sale

The act of the taco-selling company, Tacobell, giving sales on their products on Sundays, most commonly throughout the 1850's

I am sad they removed the Tacobell Sunday Sale in 1852.

by Candice Baker August 14, 2023

Everyday Is Like Sunday

Trudging slowly over wet sand
Back to the bench where your clothes were stolen
This is the coastal town
That they forgot to close down
Armageddon, come Armageddon
Come, Armageddon, come
Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

Hide on the promenade, etch a postcard
"How I dearly wish I was not here"
In the seaside town
That they forgot to bomb
Come, come, come, nuclear bomb

Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

Trudging back over pebbles and sand
And a strange dust lands on your hands
And on your face
On your face
On your face
On your face

Everyday is like Sunday
"Win yourself a cheap tray"
Share some greased tea with me
Everyday is silent and grey

by Death Menace September 18, 2023