national stoners day

the national "holiday" for smoking pot and getting high when nobody really cares
celebrated on april 20th, or 4/20, which is also hitler's birthday
wearing sunglasses on 4/20 is a sign of celebrating, and of guilt
National stoners day is the most popular holiday among junkies.
by phaethon July 03, 2006
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stoner food

Background. I dunno. My friend Chris. Cuz' he is a nerd. Definition: Apparently cheetos and cocoa pebbles. Lol.
Me: Mm. Cheetos and cocoa pebbles.
Chris: stoner food *panda smiley*
by Tia April 18, 2005
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loner stoner

A person with no friends that spends their days in a corner doing drugs.
Meredith: What's that weird guy doing in that corner?
Trish: Looks like he's doing drugs.
Meredith: Seems to me like a bit of a loner stoner.
by dust123 September 20, 2009
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Stoner's Brain Syndrome

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.
"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.
by kpillow. August 21, 2010
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low key stoner

someone who doesn't seem like they'd be a stoner but actually is. an unconventional stoner if you will
"oh yea you know her? she is such a low key stoner, never would've expected that"
by ktp1823 March 13, 2019
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kauai stoner hoe

Usually wears stained Tank tops. Hooks up with creachers. Gives head for a nug. Can find fucking with random chicks in star bucks threatening to call one aunty hoi. Oh don't get me wrong there pretty hot. But filled to the rim with stds.
Holy shit did you see those kauai stoner hoes crawling all over patrick and jamal at borders. intense
by jkpeckerface March 15, 2009
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Stoner Bashin Time

The time in which subhuman boneheads beat someone up who is too enebriated to defend themselves. An extreme act of cowardice where idiotic simians make themselves appear hard by breaking the bones of a person who is barely able to stand up!
Person 1 I like that girl but she only likes bad boys
Person 2 Well do something bad then
Person 1 I'm a pussy
Person 2 Go bash that stoner, even you can beat someone up who is practically asleep
Person 1 Wahey! It's Stoner Bashin Time.
by Azzylum April 01, 2006
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