wrinkley sperm

The sperm of an autistic or special needs person

When I walked in there was wrinkley sperm everywhere

by Speaker of maniquins March 15, 2018

Fish for sperm whales

Another word for masturbating or "jacking/jerking off"

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.

by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010

Sperm Genocide

When you cum anywhere that is not deep inside a pussy

I am going to commit sperm genocide all over her slut face

by chorizogordo March 11, 2024

Sperm Slots

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

sperm

sperm

noun

defenition 2 vegetable seed.

a plate of rice is considered sperm rice is considered as a seed.

by batman and umpire atagachu January 10, 2022

Montclair Sperm Donor Centre

The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.

"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."

by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022

Sperm Banksy

An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.

Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!

by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025