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Skeet Pong

A game involving at least three people surrounding a cup. Each person has to jack off until they nut and the last person to nut has to drink from the cup.
Friend 1: Hey guys lets play skeet pong!
Friend 2: Oh FUCK!
Friend3: Hope you like drinking my jizz again!
Friend 4: I know I’m not losing.
by Watahmelom July 23, 2023
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Skeet rag

A rag used to mop up ones 'skeet' after waxing the dolphin (cum, jizz)
Don't blow your nose on that thats my skeet rag
by Yeetyeetbigfella February 14, 2019
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dirty skeet

An unhygienic, unclean and mischievous young person
Look at young Martins unclean face, he's a dirty skeet
by Pedro Niños April 4, 2016
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skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work
Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
by mr dangling July 21, 2016
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Skeet shooter

When the male is about to ejaculate, but plugs the whole. Once enough pressure is built up, he aims for the eye. He then uncovers the hole and shoots.
I tried the skeet shooter last night on my girlfriend, I’ve never had it come out so fast.
by DirtymaxHD January 25, 2022
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Skeet Stouche

Semen spread across the upper lip that forms a "moustache" made of ejaculate.
" I pulled out my cock and released my load over her top lip, producing a thick Skeet Stouche"
by corndog1111 May 17, 2016
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skeet sling

When you have some jizz on your hand and you flick or sling it off
Bae: Shit I have some cum on my hand babe

Brah: Hit the ole skeet sling

Bae: yeet
by Jimmy Orangeblossom July 15, 2016
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