Simon

The most irritating person on earth who you consistently want killed

God that guy is so annoying!

He is such a Simon

by vcgtfcdgfg February 5, 2017

simoniebun

Someone who is always fun to be around and is the life of the party. She is very sexy and can pull any nigga she wants and fasholy will take yo nigga. She is also very good at basketball and will break yo WCW ankles.You cannot ever be mad at her because she will always make you forget why u were mad at her when you see that beautiful attractive smile.

Look there goes simoniebun overy there, I gotta hide my nigga befo she takes him.

by Simoniebun July 17, 2017

Simen Løvik

A guy with a massive junk of 65.8 cm's and is extremely good at roasting. usually roasts a guy called christian.

1That guys badongadong is so huge!
2oh, he is a Simen Løvik.
1He is the best roaster ever
2 yeah, he is a 100% a Simen løvik

by TheM4ster0fUrbanM3m3's March 21, 2017

simon platz

an idiot

Simon platz is an idiot!
Yes!

by b0bob April 5, 2017

Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.

Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?

by Erica💐 June 5, 2017

simon le bescond

Handsome and really good guy, a kind of gorgeous and funny open Nerd with out of bed hype style. This must be one of the prettiest and coolest kind of people.

This one has the bast attitude, he's such a Simon Le Bescond.

by HellSeg June 6, 2017

SIMON'D

When your courting game consists exclusively of annoying amounts of social media spamming and trying to guilt trip girls into "friend sleepovers" while acknowledging you are in the friend zone and not caring how desperate you are starting to look.

PERSON 1. "Did you hear that Kelly had to turn her phone off the notification spam got soo bad, now hes bought her tickets to dinner and a show....and is using it as leverage to try get her to sleep over?"

PERSON 2. "Shit man, shes getting proper simon'd....RIP"

by Morphiend June 14, 2017