Shrek

Shrek is ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek

by Shrekhater June 7, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is bald and ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek
Bea: I hate bald people

by Shrekhater June 7, 2022

Shrek

A massive green ogre who resides in a swamp with a donkey, scaring anyone who'se got the stupidity to set foot in it.

Ogres are like onions -Shrek

by BubbleBob_ June 8, 2022

Shrek

a mega hot ogre that is also a movie.

1. Shrek is so hawt!

2. Shrek the movie has the hottest main character ever!

by goldenppballs June 10, 2022

PS1 Hagrid x Shrek

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect

Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022

shrek

the hottest thing on planet earth

i wanna fuck shrek

by bansom June 28, 2022

Shrek

A movie and musical that the storytellers carry. It’s supposed to be about an ogre named Shrek but the storytellers dominate.

Person 1: Hey, did you watch Shrek?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the movie and the musical. The storytellers absolutely carried.

by therealfefinitionknowet June 30, 2022