talk shit

Three main definitions:
1.) To say something insulting or rude about another person, either to their face or behind their back.
2.) To make a statement that is exaggerated or flat-out untrue
3.) To say something negative behind someone's back that you wouldn't say to their face.

1.) She likes to talk a lot of shit when she gets drunk, "That guy is a fucking creepy stalker", when all the guy did was try to start up a conversation with her.

2.) "I can skate so ill, I did a 50/50 to a frontside boardside and landed doing a manual" or "My cousin's best friend in high school was Tony Hawk, and one day I met him and we chiefed some killer bud together!"...statement made my a poser "skater" who can barely do an ollie while in place on a skate.

3.) "She's such a whore", said in a serious way, by a girl who is actually good friends with another girl who just happens to be dating a guy she kind of liked; a comment made out of flat-out jealousy or envy.

All general examples of what it is to talk shit.

by 'Fro June 2, 2008

Shit Sweats

The profuse perspiration that one experiences when they feel as though their ass hole is literally about to explode with a mass amount of fecal matter, and there is no bathroom readily accessible.

Oh man, oh man! Pull over RIGHT now! I have the shit sweats! This deuce needs to drop right now!

by Kissesfromkrista November 19, 2010

pieces of shit

Inconsiderate self righteous person/s who falsely believe theirs is the only life that matters.

Loud hedge trimming neighbors at 7AM on a Sunday classify as pieces of shit!

by sharmaV May 26, 2008

Shit Wagon

(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.

Do you read DC comics?
Ugh, DC comics? It's the shit wagon.

by Thenamethatis30characterslong. October 6, 2006

Easy as shit

Not to be confused with easy as pi, easy as shit generally refers to a problem that can be solved in less time than an average person takes to shit.

Alice: Hey, did you finish 4b on our calculus homework?

Bob: Yeah, it was easy as shit. I finished it while Reece was taking a dump.

by Enginerd13431 October 14, 2010

shit raped

Excreting a log large enough to feel like your ass hole has just been raped.

See the guy waddling out of the bathroom, he must have just been shit raped.

by Jonn & Ken December 10, 2006

Awww Shit!

An expression used when something really bad happens, or really good happens.

Tom: "Dude i just won 1 million dollars worth of porn!"
Brad: "Awww Shit!"

Bob: "Sorry Ted.... but i crashed your car."
Ted: "Aww SHIT!"

by Anthony Almonte October 8, 2009