Shark in the water

Someone is mad, or the person they are mad at can't see the problem

There is a shark in the water and he doesn't know what it's doing to their relationship

by Handlerr August 28, 2015

gnar shark

very harsh on the eyes, extemel unpleasant looking. can make someone want to vomit upon the sight of.

dude, libby is such a gnar shark, i almost puked when she came to the party. malory is a gnar shark

by Marcus Bortman and Zak Smith January 31, 2005

Shark week

Where every women in the house falls on their menstral cycle at the same time causing a frenzy of chaos for the man.

Mother: I think I'm getting my period
Dad: oh crap it's shark week
Daughters: we're on our period
Dad: it's Fucking shark week !!!!!!!

by Flickybicky July 17, 2018

Basking Shark

An extremly surprised looking miniture Whale Shark.

Basking Sharks need no example.

by Zachery Zazen May 8, 2009

Dirt shark

A sexually aggressive male who prefers butt holes over vaginas

"Damn Tim is a total dirt shark, His girlfriend to me he always wants the butt"

by Phil MuhCrackin January 30, 2017

Shark that Shit

The act of finding a song on grooveshark.com and playing it. Usually used as a request/demand.

Yo Pedro, that new Miley song is off the shit son. I can't get that shit out of my head. Shark that Shit!

by mynutzbitch May 6, 2010

tiny sharking

Having sex with a midget in a body of water which is then followed by humming the jaws music right before you cum and simultaneously taking a bite out of the midget and cuming.

I gave that midget from yesterday a tiny sharking, then enjoyed it right up until i took bite of her shoulder and a great white got her.

by hobo2000 September 15, 2007