Shrek

a mega hot ogre that is also a movie.

1. Shrek is so hawt!

2. Shrek the movie has the hottest main character ever!

by goldenppballs June 10, 2022

PS1 Hagrid x Shrek

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect

Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022

shrek

the hottest thing on planet earth

i wanna fuck shrek

by bansom June 28, 2022

Shrek

A movie and musical that the storytellers carry. It’s supposed to be about an ogre named Shrek but the storytellers dominate.

Person 1: Hey, did you watch Shrek?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the movie and the musical. The storytellers absolutely carried.

by therealfefinitionknowet June 30, 2022

Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.

She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.

by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022

International Shrek day

October 11th is international Shrek day

Person 1: why is everyone obsessed with Shrek

Person 2: oh, it's international Shrek day

by Shrek_is_Shrek August 30, 2022

Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022