rusty anderson

to acquire a busted up prostitute with a blue waffle who has had at least 10 abortions

there he goes with a rusty anderson again

by bitchgotthebongwater December 9, 2016

the rusty blindfold

After an accidental shart, you remove your underwear and place them over someone's head creating The Rusty Blindfold.

After I trusted a fart I realized I sharted. I figured the only logical thing to do was to give the person that laughed at me, the rusty blindfold.

by dirtyravioli December 15, 2016

Rusty Snowplow

The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.

After a drunken Easter dinner at my moms house, John gave me a Rusty Snowplow.

by KRiver January 8, 2017

Rusty Bracelet

The dried, crusty mixture of blood, semen and vaginal fluids found on the base of the penis and/or wrist after having sexual intercourse with a woman during her period.

Becky was riding the cotton pony, not even getting a Rusty Bracelet will stop me from hitting it.

by V8HAHA January 14, 2016

rusty spud

A shit covered dick.

While using lube from the porta potty I looked down to realize I had a rusty spud.

by CheeseChucker March 8, 2016

Rusty Shotgun

The act of sneezing while sitting on the toilet, thus forcing fecal matter out of your anus at a high velocity, coating your toilet bowl with what looks like a dirty shotgun spread.

I tried to hold back my sneeze when I was in the bathroom, but rusty shotgunned and had to clean it.

by Julius Skeezer April 11, 2016

rusty hike

A Rusty Hike is when a person inserts their toes into the anus of another person as they defecate, forcing the feces through from between the wiggling toes. Typically the foot is left unwashed and the person whose feet were defecated on will continue to walk around barefoot like this for hours after the act.

"Babe, I'm feeling kinky tonight and feel like trying something new. I vote for Rusty Hike."

by dbwees October 13, 2018