Rubined

To be "Rubined" is to be derided in a slightly humorous but ultimately patronizing way, usually by a smirking shake of the head or similar sign of bemused disappointment. "Rubining" is performed by a male after his neurotic or offbeat male companion makes a social faux paus in the company of the opposite sex.

Offbeat Friend: So anyways, my masturbation schedule...

Females react with shock and dismay

Rubiner: (Shaking head with a vague smirk on face, as if to signal friend to desist from speaking...This friend has been effectively "Rubined")

by Pelicano September 8, 2008

Rubbing the Smurf

Vigorous stimulation of the pope's mushroom. AKA doing the totem pole.

Jim was feeling antsy and his girlfriend was out of town so he resorted to rubbing the smurf

by Smurfman11 September 2, 2010

pull a Robin Williams

when you hang yourself in your closet with a noose made of a rope and slit your wrists with a razor

oh no I did know he would pull a Robin Williams by hanging himself in his closet with a noose made of his dads rope and slit his wrists with on of his own sharp razors

by Carl Brotanski November 13, 2020

eat out at red robin

When you have oral sex with a girl named robin when she is on the rag

Guy 1: (comes from bedroom back to party with blood on face) what's up guys?

Party Guy 1: HAHAHA did you just eat out at red robin?! HAHAHA

Guy 1: (wipes blood off face and runs out the door crying)

by 1The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

testicular rubbing

When one places there hands upon there testicals to arouse the whole penis.. in other words.. YOU GOT A WOODY BEEZY

I was watching star wars episode 3 and i said "this is worse then a testicular rubbing from a midget" then my friend tim walked up and started rubbing my nuts and said "your a dork for watching star wars!"

by Grembline Spear May 23, 2005

Robinson

(n) 1. A reference to one's own smaller than average penis, particularly smaller than three inches. 2. A name given to someone who's penis is less than three inches.

Come closer and I'll show you my Robinson.

In the locker room, everyone realized he was a Robinson.

by trolln1gg4 November 7, 2013

Robin Thicke

An American R&B singer a.k.a the FINEST blue-eyed soul brother out there (Yes, even more so than, ugh, Justin Timberlake)

Kendra: "Girl, I got 'Lost Without You' by Robin Thicke as my ringtone"
Mya: Nah, I wouldn't kick him outta bed.

by sexie chocolate August 19, 2009