Toe the Rubber

When you are trying to put on a condom, you drop it, and she picks it up with her toes.

I dropped my rain jacket last night, and before I knew it, I saw her toe the rubber.

by Mothcleaner April 29, 2025

Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.

Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...

by WumboManDLX January 30, 2024

Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on

Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting

by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020

Rubber Band

To ask for a Rubber Band, is to offer to have sexual intercourse with someone. to give someone a Rubber Band is to have sexual intercourse with them.

She asked him for a Rubber Band. He gave it to her.

by UBP55 May 31, 2023

Rubber Sock

condom. What else?

"Brad, use a rubber sock!"

by Stabbshroom June 6, 2023

rubber tuck

When someone named Landon eats so much toe jam that his mouth feels as if it is covered with rubber and then tucks his tongue to swallow

Hey man I had a bad case of rubber tuck last night

by Terry till so me May 18, 2017

Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 9, 2021