Roger Me Guffin

An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?

by humps69 May 22, 2009

Stinging Roger

When you get butt-fucked by a trucker with hepatitis.

"Last night was hectic, I got porked down under by a trucker, now my hole doesn't feel whole, it was a real Stinging Roger"

by mooflese September 10, 2023

Jack Rogers

There is no description for what Jack Rogers is, because Jack Rogers is the only detailed way of describing itself.

Jack Rogers, your name is your own adjective

by Pussypounder223 February 4, 2020

roger balls

A mystery man who's always behind strange phone calls.

Guy: Hello, who is this? Phone: ROGER BALLS!

by SadCavernGuy October 17, 2020

a little bird named Roger

Roger lived on the countryside
But he got shot in the stomach

Rest in pizza Roger
2008-2008

person 1: Have you heard the swedish song abour Roger
person 2: No, why would I
person 1: you uncultured swine. A little bird named Roger was a good bird

by Emberu Pemberu March 13, 2020

Roger

People will most of the time say he's nice or good-looking when in reality they're an asshole.

Her (oblivious): I wish more people could be like Roger...
Him (knows): You sure?

by nohandleneeded15 February 2, 2024

rogered

Burdened with college debt by higher education policy created under Ronald Reagan's economic adviser Roger Adolph Freeman.

I can't afford to own a house because I'm still rogered by my student loan payments.

by toto z barker September 28, 2025