Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven

by rankstorn September 3, 2013

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Spuzz rod

Penis, dick, johnston, wang

Once I blew my bolt she proceeded to lick the sludge off my spuzz rod.

by Tricky1979 February 22, 2024

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Did a Rod

Placing food into a cooking appliance and waiting for it to cook but forgetting to turn it on.

Person 1 checked on the arancini balls he placed in the pizza oven earlier this evening to discover he had forgotten to turn the oven on and they were still frozen. His friends laughed and said “Good one mate, You did a Rod”!!!

by Figtree Boozers December 11, 2023

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rod

absolute pussy destroyer

Dude last night rod got 5 kills at the party

by rod “dy” rich June 3, 2020

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barbie rod

A fishing rod with Barbie decals used by little girls. Often used as an insult to demean someone’s manhood

If your not gonna do another shot with us you can grab you Barbie rod and go to bed Greg.

by Joe Shmoe 69 June 15, 2020

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rod knocking

The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.

Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)

by Spanks Johnson December 3, 2017

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