randy cummings

Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.

"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."

by So__Real September 10, 2020

A randy

When you falsely accuse a workforce and union of being racist with zero evidence or facts

Oh shit tek just pulled a Randy

by Jokes22 June 21, 2023

A Randy

A man who obsesses over a female he has no chance with

“Is he really bringing her up again... he knows he’s over twice her age right”

“Oh he’s just being A Randy”

by 0912_marie August 06, 2020

Randy Scandi

A term used for Scandinavian women to explain them always wanting and delivering feral, hot and mind-blowing sex. It’s not a secret Scandinavians are known for their beauty, and landing one is know to be one of the worlds greatest achievements.

How did you land a Randy Scandi?!

WHAT?! She’s Scandinavian, dude you have truly won first price!

by TheRandyScandi September 11, 2023

Randy Thorne

Persons that never make time to go fishing. Simple minded person that can’t get their priorities straight

My friend is being such a Randy Thorne , I’m always stuck going by myself.

by Willard childres November 08, 2017

randy russ

Often having a small thing and gets no girls and no one likes him.

Girl. Randy Russ is it even in?

by Randyruss April 06, 2017

Sneaky Randy

Shit on the floor, just everywhere. Coat every surface in shit, leave no spot untouched.

Some guy did a Sneaky Randy at my school the other day, hazmat says we can go back next month

by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021