PTF

"palm to face"

Ptf to that guy over there.

by Giraffeeric December 7, 2011

ptkfgs

Acronym for punch the keys for gods sake.
Made popular by the YTMND website.

Instead of typing like a retard why dont u PTKFGS!

by Mattman7 July 29, 2008

PToIP

Parking tickets over IP.
Using
Internet Protocol (IP), TETRA now offers users improved levels of
geographic coverage and connectivity to their existing IT
infrastructures. The new Motorola system has already begun operational
use with the Charlotte County Sheriff, Fire, EMS, and goverment
offices.. PToIP adds the following enhancements to Motorola's current
portfolio of TETRA compliant systems:

Dennis was served via PToIP

by midget portal October 19, 2004

PTGIF - (Pre-TGIF)

The excitement you feel when you realize that Friday is almost here.

PTGIF - (Pre-TGIF). Can occur several times during the week as Friday draws closer, though it's usually experienced strongly on Thursdays.

"Why the big smile Marlene? "Oh, it's just PTGIF". "I can't wait for the weekend"!

by Gregg2050 February 20, 2009

ptownidis

a condition only known to a person who wants to get the FUCK out of pleasanton, california

my parents ditched me and went to tahiti for the summer so now i have developed a bad case of ptownidis

ptownidis may came from excessive school, parents ditching, sister being well.....,

by ptsux4life July 10, 2009

PTLJ

Text Message Acronym for "Praise the Living Jesus"

Dude-"Hey baby, I just got my job back at the pot dispensary"
Girlfriend-"PTLJ"

by alextheahole July 26, 2010

Pterodactyl shit crazy

Used to define extreme mental maladies.

More emphatic version of batshit crazy

Hey, Britney Spears has gone batshit crazy.

No, she's more like Pterodactyl shit crazy.

by Cazboab December 13, 2010