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Potato Computer

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much
be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer
by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021
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Potato Jedi

A Try hard youtuber who's channel fails but still puts "potato jedi" as username in every single game and the urban dictionary.
guy one: i have a sick youtubee account.

guy two: you're probably just a potato jedi
by wowowowowowowowow_haram November 15, 2017
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montana potato

when a girl licks a guy's sack and junk to get his precum to cover his balls like butter
no example needed of a montana potato
by lolcrack April 26, 2014
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slimy potato

When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy
When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.
by Halfway43 April 7, 2015
mugGet the slimy potatomug.

Ass Potatoes

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
by Paul Hate May 22, 2011
mugGet the Ass Potatoesmug.

funeral potatoes

A casserole consisting of shredded cheese onions frozen potatoes and other ingredients .Served at lunches after funerals and holidays.
My mom used to make the best funeral potatoes, The relief society had her number on speed dial
by lcthatch November 7, 2014
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potato baby

A cute and gorgeous girl of Irish descent. A combination of the Irish stereotype about potatoes and her being your babe/baby.
I love Emma so much! She's my potato baby!
by a potato farmer March 14, 2017
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