Normal Pills

A diagnosis to a disease know as the Not Normal Disease. Use it once every 3 days so you can be cured of being not normal

Doctor: I’m sorry, but you are diagnosed with the Not Normal disease.

Me: Don’t worry, I can use my normal pills to cure it

by nobruhwhy July 4, 2021

get my knob polished

When a male submits his penis for oral sex (fellatio). "Knob" is a slang word or euphemism for head of the penis (glans); "get polished" (polished) implies agitation or rubbing, in this case full sexual excitation of the dick head.

When the male's penis head is swollen or engorged by oral sex, he has had his knob polished. In actuality, though, "get my knob polished" has come to mean "get a blow job" with the hope of orgasm included.

The term is not to be confused with "dip my wick," another penile reference that usually implies penile-vaginal or even penile-anal sex.

A person who does not orally polish the knob but instead leaves it messy with saliva and/or pre-ejaculate is a knob slob.

1. --"I want to get my knob polished soooo bad!"

--"Don't look at me, bro. Find your own head."

2. --"I like to polish his knob 'til it's real shiny and red!" - one of the "two gay guys from Jersey" (Fred Armisen, Bill Haider) on TV show Saturday Night Live.

by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011

polish sixpack

whilest fingering a girl, take your middle finger and stick it in her ass. Now, squeeze your pointer and middle fingers together and then pull. (similar to the motion of picking up a sixpack of beer.

while i was finger-blasting Mary i got a finger in her ass and gave her a polish sixpack

by LiCiOuS March 10, 2003

polish shower

when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell

"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"

by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006

polland

a group of people in south minneapolis and surrounding areas where there are just too many to actually count. they all also have really odd nicknames for each other and no one but them knows whats really going on.

you can't throw a stone in south minneapolis without hitting a polland.

by nanasrock March 27, 2009

Polish Foreplay

Throwing attitude back and forth while one eats a steaming potato in a dark room.

Gee chris, All this polish foreplay really has me ready for a polish bike ride.

by littlemscupcake November 12, 2009

Polish Corridor

The act in which a virgin of German decent is anally penetrated by a Polish sausage so that when the sausage is extracted it leaves their anal cavities gape massively.

"Hans, where did you go after the party?"
"I gave a polish corridor to my 16 year old girlfriend"
"Wow, how large did it gape?"
"5 cm"
"I've done better."

by Euphemism May 12, 2014