French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.

Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!

by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 09, 2011

Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated

(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
~~~
"Don't poke the bear!"

by funguslordlaw December 03, 2021

Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what July 08, 2013

Poke Humor

Cracking a joke by poking at someone. Lack of humor cus all you do is roast

Yo quit the poke humor it’s rude

by rakattakc April 10, 2021

A Poke and a Prayer

The act of taking a large dick without anal douching before hand.

Omg he got with a guy with big meat without douching before hand. It was a poke and a prayer.

by daddyrealness June 27, 2020

poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.

John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"

by gomefacefromthesea October 04, 2010

poking pockets

trying to get money off someone

through pestering and little things

ea are always poking pockets

by kaleidoscope23 July 02, 2021