The hottest man you'll ever meet, he's kind, caring, and really good at football. He's really athletic and knows how to partayy. He might be named after Spiderman.
Daria: wow is that Parker he's so hot
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
by DariaLovesParker October 30, 2019
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Girl 1: ohh parker he’s so cute
Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long
Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag
Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long
Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag
by Maddisyn Jolley December 20, 2021
Get the Parker mug.Niyaaz Parker is a stik ma se poes. If you ever meet a Niyaaz Parker just know that they have a small piel and send tollie pics to girls. Niyaaz has hairy balls and walks like a fucken gebrieklik telephone, his gevriet look like burnt popcorn. His hair can be used as a pot scrubber and his legs are like hoenderbene. FUCK NIYAAZ PARKER his bek smells like kak and that's all he talks aswell. His lips will give you paper cuts for dayssss and his half kaffer. His hands will give you septies and when you hit his ass it sounds like a screenshot *click* *click*. His teath is of that of a rotwhiler. His nipples is POES black some apartheid shit going on there. He has a matras kop soos n kpop poesie (jonKOEK) want sy bek ryk soos koek. Oceans basket special jou naai.
Boeta pielie: sien jy vir Niyaaz Parker
Auntie fadeelah: Nee ek sien n kaffer
Boeta pielie: Ek sien n vuil swat drain rot met n vrot Klein pielikie
Auntie fadeelah: Nee ek sien n kaffer
Boeta pielie: Ek sien n vuil swat drain rot met n vrot Klein pielikie
by NGwala Beamns December 12, 2023
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Get the Parker Pump mug.Get the Parker mug.Festy pale white boy with a baby voice, around 67 voice cracks per day, and features pimples on his ahh. His favorite hobby is scat, and he fails every nnn. He likes fried chicken and red frogs, but is best known for using random gym equipment/pesticide cannisters inappropriately when he is bored. He is very easily rage-baited and uses YouTube shorts.
1. "Ever since he got that new haircut, he’s been acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker, always fussing about his appearance."
2. "She showed up to the party with mismatched socks and a wild outfit; it was such a Jett Wellington Parker move."
3. "I love how she embraces her quirks and isn't afraid to be a Jett Wellington Parker in a sea of ordinary."
4. "His playful attitude and carefree spirit really made him the life of the party; he's definitely a Jett Wellington Parker."
5. "After that incident at the café, we all agreed that he was acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker again."
6. "Sometimes you just have to be a Jett Wellington Parker and not take life too seriously."
7. "Her dance moves on the floor were so all over the place, she was giving off major Jett Wellington Parker vibes."
8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"
2. "She showed up to the party with mismatched socks and a wild outfit; it was such a Jett Wellington Parker move."
3. "I love how she embraces her quirks and isn't afraid to be a Jett Wellington Parker in a sea of ordinary."
4. "His playful attitude and carefree spirit really made him the life of the party; he's definitely a Jett Wellington Parker."
5. "After that incident at the café, we all agreed that he was acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker again."
6. "Sometimes you just have to be a Jett Wellington Parker and not take life too seriously."
7. "Her dance moves on the floor were so all over the place, she was giving off major Jett Wellington Parker vibes."
8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"
by daniel_jenz November 5, 2025
Get the Jett Wellington Parker mug.A gravity-defying jawn made entirely of festering trash bags, pizza boxes, and the collective disappointment of a unionized workforce. This urban eyesore arises when the mayor of Philadelphia decides playing chicken with underpaid sanitation workers is more important than, say, basic public hygiene. Usually spotted chilling on curbs, clogging storm drains, or photobombing wedding pics in Fairmount Park.
"Yo, I couldn’t even see the SEPTA stop through that Cherelle Parker of garbage."
"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."
"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."
"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
by Mayor McJawn July 2, 2025
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