CATFISH POLICE

Patrol and Enforcement Police officers Hired by MTV who pursue or respond to Statutory Crime, Human Traffickers or sex violation or offenders. (Gold in the front indicates governmental access) (White in the front indicates Security or civic access) Sometimes with Nev and go undercover.
Since joe wanted to have sex with Mikayla when joes 20 and Mikayla’s 13. Catfish Police kicked open his door to his house and arrested him.
by Voorhee$ $avage February 01, 2018
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Gacha heat police

These little shits attempt in “arresting” heats yet all they do is give it more attention and make heat worse. To put it short, these fuckers should be in jail instead of the heats. Not that I support heats though.
Gacha heat: today I’m gonna make heat lol~
Gacha heat police: *gives inspiration in a video about heat and describes it in every fucking way possible, luring kids like William mother fukin afton*
by Pxxnut..butter December 07, 2023
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turkish police

person who is late

if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
Tinder Date : Are you turkish police? I've been waiting for you for an hour.
Fella : aww sorry
by moon n roses August 06, 2020
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When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.
Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"
by Cigar Dave June 09, 2020
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Police Tube

A lifetime hypocrite that created a YouTube channel to humiliate Jeremy Dewitte for doing a better job of LARPing than he could himself.
Jeremy might be out on bond today, Police Tube has already made 5 videos, each 3 minutes long.
by TurboSBF June 30, 2023
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police tube

A person who impersonates police impersonators
That Police Tube has never spoke to or met Jeremy Dewitte.
by 2nd Other Brother November 30, 2022
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Sagnock police

In charge of writing tickets to aby and bad people
The sagnock police wrote a ticket and she did not attend saggy court
by sagnock police February 09, 2017
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