Sad Trip Bro

Said sarcastically or mockingly to someone who just finished telling a story about some problem or issue in their life that sucks but you don't really care about.
Goorgen: Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I got fired from my job, and now my mom won't let me play World of Warcraft anymore.

Chris: Awwww, Sad Trip Bro.
by Sevalley November 23, 2010
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Taking a trip to the garage

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.
Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.
by red27 July 31, 2011
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tripping over a tissue

According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.
by Turtlesareawesome #Turtles January 19, 2018
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1) When you’re in trouble with your boss at work, and your boss calls you into his office for a private talk

2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.
Oh great, Bishop needs to talk me, Looks like it’s time for my trip to the principal’s office.
by MinDATucker March 29, 2020
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Arnove road trip

Trying to get the gas station but crashing before you get out of the parking lot.
Little spoon: bro what happens to your car?
Jake: I was trying to get some cigs but ended taking an arnove road trip.
by Bid dick michale November 20, 2017
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bant lads trip

A mostly unplanned, aimless drive around the local area with a bunch of ladz, justified only under the umbrella term of 'bant'
Hey m9, wanna go on a bant lads trip tomorrow?
by Gap Yaaaaaar January 17, 2017
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Road trip bladder

When your on a road trip and your bladder expands to twice its size and urination lasts a minute or more.
My piss lasted at least a minute after that 6 hour bus ride, I had total road trip bladder
by Ohnoidied January 12, 2011
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