"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"
"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"
"mmmhmmm!"
"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"
"mmmhmmm!"
by Savannah Douglas October 26, 2011

a band consist of no stable members. it was originally formed by dominick, kevin, enoch, jay and jason. founded in 2009. the band's name came from the band member's initials: DKEJJ which later interpreted into dark edge. they play covers of rock/pop bands such as simple plan, lifehouse, and hey monday.
guy 1: hey have you heard of dark edge's cover of candles (hey monday) yet?
guy 2: i have and they rocked!
guy 2: i have and they rocked!
by maryjanewashington December 18, 2012

The act of masturbating ferociously until approaching the cum explosion, immediately stopping to watch some kai cenat or skibidi toilet and then restarting the process over indefinitely. Most of the time, this act is performed on a split screen featuring family guy and subway surfers gameplay.
Bro! I was turbo edging to Family Guy to start my day off right! I masturbated ferociously, approached the cum explosion, stopped to watch skibidi toilet, then restarted.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
by turboedger678 January 30, 2024

Bro I was edging all last night
by Bruhmeme69420 December 20, 2023

Someone (typically a male) who tries to act all tough and cool but cannot pull it off because they have the intimidation level of a baby kitten
"Dude's acting like a total Edge Sheeran, like he thinks he's hot shit, but it's almost adorable because he's really not"
by FoxNews4Kids 2 May 13, 2023

It is the act of edging in very dangerous circumstances. Masturbating until the moments before climax at a volcano, on a plane or in your parent's bathroom may be considered the "edge of doom".
by Dapo Elteste November 16, 2023

by Lawrence Rees June 23, 2024
