I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

lost my buttworm

this is a popular term used by trans women that stems from the correlation between becoming transgender and losing buttworms

hey, i lost my buttworm, did you?

by (definitelyrealanddoesnthavebu March 17, 2023

lost in the sauce

delusional, confused. often used in the context of drugs & alcohol

"you are lost in the sauce"

by aspwillow March 22, 2023

Lost

(German slang)
somebody who struggles to get anything done (in time), is super chaotic or always late

1. "Wow, Jan is so lost, I've been waiting for him for 2 hours!"
2. Jan : "You know me, I'm lost, cut me some slack."
3. "I don't know anybody else who is as lost as Jan. He always go to bed at 4 am, sleeps till 3pm and misses all of his appointments."

by pure.chaos March 23, 2023

Lost bark

To lose a hoe or bitch usually because of hard drugs

Yeah lost bark, meth am I right?

by Bob be low me March 25, 2023

lost in a wardrobe

Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe

“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”

by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023

Lost

Completely on another planet, mostly visualizing their surroundings and most of the time doesn't recognize what's going on. Totally in silence.

Taylor was in class lost while her classmates were working on an assignment.

by Rshamb January 16, 2023