by Dream Team Camp August 31, 2013
Get the ninja mode mug.The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.
"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."
by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013
Get the Ninja Smoke mug.Pulling up ones shirt over ones nose while using a toilet facility to avoid the smell of the previous user
Jason walks into the bathroom after adam has shit and thinks "GODDAM THIS TOILET FUCKEN STINKS, TIME TO DO THE OLD STINK NINJA" pulling his shirt up over his nose and thus finds urinating at work bearable once more. True story
by raymonty January 22, 2012
Get the Stink ninja mug.The Art of gifting an item to a friend or relative, by sneaking into their house and placing said item unwrapped among their personal belongings, in such a way they have no clue who gifted the item to them or where it came from. also can be referred to as Ghost Gifting.
by Monroe space kraken-slayer January 30, 2012
Get the Ninja Gifting mug.When you have sex with a girl that looks as ugly as a buffalo, and then sneak out like a ninja afterward.
by D0TTer aka DUBZ May 26, 2012
Get the Buffalo Ninja mug.A no No hug ninja is an ultimate ninja who will do whatever it takes to stop themselves and anyone from receiving a hug.
John: Dude what happened to you?!?
Aaron: the no hug ninja, he cut my arms off when I tried to give him a hug.
Aaron: the no hug ninja, he cut my arms off when I tried to give him a hug.
by ~ Hay Hay ~ November 27, 2020
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