solved him

"Solved him" To solve a problem by force. In a more literal context it means to solve a problem imposed on you by someone else, even if it is against the other persons wishes.
Customer kept complaining about his fries being too thick, so I solved him and sliced those fries down into potato chips.

"Money had a problem so I solved him."
-Mobb Deep "Give up the goods" (1995)
by josephwalsh November 12, 2017
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You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
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A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.
He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!
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The original Him

Kiman to the muh fucking I
Kimani is the original him

HE IS HIM
Person 1: Damn that nigga jaylen really tryna be him
Person 2: he acting like he the original him every knows Kimani is the original him.
by The original him August 20, 2022
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Imma put him to sleep

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.
AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!
by IGotType69420Diabetes September 13, 2022
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He's a Neo-Nazi
A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
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Hur’s Him

When you’re a politician and a special prosecutor named Robert Hur puts you to a difficult choice: admit you committed a crime or admit you’re not mentally fit to hold office. Similar to a Hobson’s Choice or trying to decide whether to remain a him, or go dominate a sport for her’s.
The lawyer put The Big Guy to a Hur’s Him; he either had to admit he was fit to stand trial or unfit to keep his job.
by ajpolo February 09, 2024
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