Angel needs a stoopysticker

SHe keeps begging for stoopy stickers give her the fricking sticker
MORGAN WHERE IS MY STOOPY STICKERS? Angel needs a stoopysticker..
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you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.
*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.
by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017
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i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.
Eric: “I need breakfast

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast
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Need her hosing

A Chick or someone, who's sucking dick ,cock ....on their knees.
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I don't need to know

Still a fat retard and, hey, why is my job letting the fat retard who literally got caught breaking the law keep he job and instead of firing him, reducing my hours again? I wonder what that is all about. Is it blatant and overt me-specific discrimination? Yes. Obviously. That big nosed bitch wants to deny me any leverage I would have to make her give me enough hours to accumulate any money... So she is letting the fact the a 19 went into my register and bought himself tobacco products even though he's underage slide to cut my hours.
Hym "It isn't that I don't need to know it's that I can use the consequences of what your are doing to people as evidence that you are wrong and then I don't have to murder your kids and let the therapist plants you've paid in advance to lie about brain infection sweep me under the rug. Then I can punish the people directly responsible and you would rather have the kids get murdered than that."
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Yall need to learn to sit

When a group of people think they are good at something but then they are shown by the speaker that they actually are bad at such thing by him/her doing it better
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wat is the need

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'
'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)
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