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Mustache-Beard

A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)
Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!
by HYEP January 2, 2012
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mustache cowboy

A man with a robust mustache who frequently mounts women upon his face saddle, therefore giving a mustache ride.
Sally gave a great big "Yee-Haw!" as she met her first mustache cowboy, giving George's magnificent mustache a ride.
by MegStin September 1, 2015
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The patch of hair located just above a woman's clitoris.
My girlfriends mustache is so sexy.
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Mustang

(Verb) to wreck, crash into, or endanger property/people (usually in reference to cars)
Hopefully Dillon won't mustang his new BMW!
by Vercanti June 12, 2016
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Mustang

A stereotypical word for when a person is running into a crowd at high speeds in a Mustang.
This word is commonly used by a fraction of car enthusiasts.
"Hey,did you see that guy do a Mustang over there in the corner?"

That guy did a Mustang.
by Hansu March 16, 2017
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Musta

i hate this Musta guy tbh!
by epicmaster99 January 8, 2019
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Belt Mustache

When the pubic hair is grown to a long enough length that it is protruding from the underwear.
Wow, I was about to unbutton her pants until I noticed her Belt Mustache.
by JBailey March 20, 2010
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