mushrooms

i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!👎😃)
thank you Wikipedia

you: want some RAW mushrooms?
me: get out.

by buloogawhale December 12, 2020

shiitake mushrooms

Just a hidden way of saying shit

*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms

by AlphaBravo777 June 30, 2022

Mushroom House

A housing development that seems to appear overnight. The name comes from the fact that it looks like a bunch of mushrooms grew while you were sleeping.

A bunch of mushroom houses sprang up in what was once a corn field last week.

by Knock Brackney June 18, 2010

The mushroom theory of management

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.

The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.

by Hot Licks July 21, 2020

shootaki mushrooms

A replacement for any curse word.

"You are a shootaki mushroom!"
Shootaki mushrooms

by Chubbylubby January 30, 2018

Mushroom Ville

A group or bunch of fuckboys in one area

Hey Maddie, look at all the fuckboys.

Oh shit its mushroom ville out here.

by Anonymous Glitch September 4, 2021

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024