mopportunity

When a sexist man yells at his wife for missing an opportunity to clean the house.

That was a missed mopportunity, Jane! I bring home the bacon, and you clean! Eveything has it's place!

by technicolorwordvomit July 12, 2009

mopiary

Poorly executed hedge trimming.

Didja see what Watson did on his front lawn?

Absolute mopiary.

by Hollerace December 1, 2009

Mopera

A soap opera catered to men. WWE Monday Night Raw's testosterone fueled Mopera has better ratings than the NBA!

Anything on Spike TV, UFC, WWE is the prime example of a mopera.

by SDP33 February 23, 2010

Mopocket

noun: A cross between a moped and a crotch-rocket

(as commonly seen in Japan)

1.)Dude!!! Look at that tight ass mopocket. It's fast as Fuck!!!
2.) Would you like a ride on my mopocket?

by AlphaClark July 10, 2010

mopped the quarter deck

when you get shit faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your turd on the floor.

Justin: OmGZ!! Emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! I just puked all over the bathtub 2!! Were so bad ass dude!!

Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.

by daddy v August 3, 2010

mopchewy

The finest form of any being in the entire universe. A one of a kind person. Loyal to a fault. Friend to all of his friends. Everyone should know Mopchewy.

Man, I really love that Mopchewy!

by Anthony spumoni December 22, 2016

mopsey

a freckled ranga that likes chicks called maddy

take a fat gezza at that mopsey

by mr.bong May 27, 2017