Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.

Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.

by Stoney69 August 29, 2019

Miserablenessness

What sanaya is A SAD PIECE OF DICK

“Why are laughing at my miserablenessness

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by Mydickandpussyitch December 1, 2019

Miserass

N. An ass who makes life miserable . Or one who contributes to misery while being an ass.

Wow John is such a miserass towards me all the time.

by Donnysmiles October 27, 2020

misery

My lif3 Ahh ahaHha..!
Ye, idk what I'm doing either...

"My life be like ooh aah ooh" ..misery..

by DouweIsKut November 26, 2020

Miserably comfortable

Being comfortable in your own misery, whether is your mental state, your house, room, and life.

A person who is miserable but is comfortable with it.

-I know it’s a shit hole but it’s my shit hole.

-I’m miserable but I’m miserably comfortable.

by 2 pump May 6, 2021

miserablycrying

I LOVE THEM SM AND THEIR CONTENT IS GREAT but they do owe me some dippin dots 🙄🙀 anyways #oneofmyfavs

“did you see miserablycrying’s mutual awards??!?!”

“YEAH I SAW MYSELF THERE TWICE 😩”

by tooffanyyisnotfunny June 16, 2021

Miserable Failure

The 2011 Boston Red Sox

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!

by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021