Coco melon is a complement used only by the most autistic of people. If you call something coco melon you are agreeing it has more chromosomes than you.
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adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”
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A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls frozen melons at Zombies, slowing them down as well as dealing huge damage at a distance. Also an upgrade plant for the Melon-pult in PvZ1.
Also called Winter Melon-Pult.
Also called Winter Melon-Pult.
"1 Winter Melon on every lane can make the Zombies move 50% slower most of the time, as well as making my Cob Cannon strategy insanely OP because of this support plant."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
Get the Winter Melon mug.From the cultural term Coco Melon baby (noun); the act of viewing media as a means of a soporific or sleep aid
2. Binging media, especially YouTube or other online material, until one falls asleep
2. Binging media, especially YouTube or other online material, until one falls asleep
by EEEEamon January 27, 2023
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I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.
by Cgrobs February 17, 2023
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It is a trans thing.
It is a trans thing.
by stickhero23 June 5, 2023
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