IF! you know what i mean

an innuendo meaning something sexual or bad... but not
Teacher: okay give me that piece of wood right there
Student: OHHHh ill give you that piece of wood.... IF! you know what i mean

Teacher to Student: your report came up a little short....IF! you know what i mean
by zak barsuglia July 19, 2009
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Aye Man I ain't Mean It

When you say something to an individual that would come off offensive and he or she could clearly kick your ass you pull back and apologize
George: *walks over to Henry and ask for the time*

Henry: *waits till George turns around after recieving no respons, Henry then proceeds to say*... "Time for you to get a watch"

George: *Snaps back around, fist clenched*

Henry: *horrified* "Aye Man I ain't Mean It"
by IDGAF1234 January 29, 2012
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a prhase used to remove offensiveness from a statement, similar to i'm just sayin'. this phenomenon was first explained and used by comedian Dom Irrera.
Let me tell you something ok? Your sister is a bit of a slut - now I don't mean that in a bad way - but she gets around if you know what I mean.
by TDesmo August 19, 2008
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you know what I mean?

A phrase people say when they're out of ideas when trying to persuade someone.
by Tym October 06, 2003
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if you know what i mean

i want to be alone by myself tonight, if you know what i mean
by tommy harkness August 02, 2003
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if you know what i mean

When added to the end of a sentence makes the reader/listener look for a second meaning.

Also used to provoke confusion when there is no second meaning.
You can add "if you know what i mean" to the end of the sentence to make the reader look for a second meaning, if you know what i mean.
by hackaralho January 01, 2011
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you know what I mean?

To ask for confirmation of your audiences understanding, with the expectation that they will affirm what you are saying.
is gotta be dan innit nawwa ahmyean?
by Container October 04, 2003
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