Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.

You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.

Floating Larry by Train montage April 17, 2009

Literal Larry 

Literal Larry is the subconscious personality in all of us that comes out when conversing with another individual. He hears a sentence, comment, statement or question from a person, and instantly distorts it by conjoing words initially intended to have a different meaning...and then responds to the newly constructed grouping of words instead of the original intended ones...

1.)
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?

Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...

2.)

Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.

Literal larry struck again!

Literal Larry by Oso Polar March 15, 2011

Bad Larry 

Bad Larry (or its Latin equivalent, Larrius Malus) is an epithet given to a select few worth of its bad assery. One cannot become a Bad Larry, one is born a Bad Larry. They are usual fairly "chill" and may or may not be annoyed with your antics.

"Bad Larry gave us a fucking pop quiz on Frankenstein in class today."

Bad Larry by Harry Balswinkleniger VI October 20, 2009

Peppermint Larry 

The hard flicking upon the back of ones neck.

Averee made Joe's neck red from giving him too many Peppermint Larrys.

Peppermint Larry by Limited Edition June 2, 2010

Slackin' Larry 

verb. to stroke a flaccid penis

The Spanish Channel doesn't do it for me anymore, I've been slackin' larry for two hours.

Slackin' Larry by UrbanBourbon September 16, 2012

stiff larry 

a boner

"damn man do u have a stiff larry??? thats embarrasin we're in public man!"

stiff larry by derp321123 February 10, 2014

Sad Larry 

A sad larry is the act of one man crying into a vagina and having a third person then perform oral sex on the teary vagina.

"My wife has been really into getting Sad Larry's lately. The fact that the third guy is my brother helps the tears."

Sad Larry by xXTruGoku9001Xx March 20, 2016