A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
Get the Left Lane Larrymug. A nigga who be fucking errybody bitch and beat they ass after and don’t give a fuck about nothing and ain’t scared to shoot a nigga in the face and will take yo bitch right in front of your face on bro nem
by Big Baller 22347859 November 21, 2021
Get the Larrymug. An example of a person living in complete delusion. A rare case but unfortunately does exist, they are living inside a reality that they created in their own head but does not have any correspondance to the real world whatsoever. My heart goes out to them really
by Roseemfl July 18, 2021
Get the Larriemug. Bloody Larry is the name of a cocktail originated in Salzburg in early 2020 containing gin and red orange juice.
by Flip Bar Salzburg January 8, 2020
Get the Bloody Larrymug. The definition of 63rd. Be aware of after hour shananigans in Larry uteck such as rap videos being made, sitting on there parents fancy cars, and making Sobeys parking lot there place of business. If your looking for a Larry member all you need to do to find them is listen for king von and lil baby.
by Kingvonlova February 7, 2022
Get the Larry Uteckmug. by snoopdogg49r February 3, 2010
Get the leanin' larrymug. there are two larry fanfic trios; the holy ones, which are: young and beautiful, tired tired sea and escapade and the unholy ones: i sleep naked, locker 17 and htcbwsmcasmoa
Person 1: have you read all of the larry fanfic trinty?
Person 2: are you talking about the holy or unholy ones?
Person 1: the holy ones, duh, the other ones suck
Person 2: are you talking about the holy or unholy ones?
Person 1: the holy ones, duh, the other ones suck
by idek pls July 21, 2021
Get the the larry fanfic trintymug.