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Junkie's law

The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.
"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."
by jgjlaw August 12, 2025
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Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.
I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.
by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023
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Ash-junkie

A volunteer firefighter so addicted to the idea of battling flames that he begins to imagine smoke and fire where none exist, much like a desperate wanderer in the desert mistaking heat haze for water. Typically characterized by delusions of heroism, compulsive false alarms, and an insatiable need to prove relevance in the absence of actual emergencies.
“Calm down, Johnson—you’re acting like a damn Ash-junkie again; that’s not smoke, it’s just a barbeque pit.”
by Jack Dollson September 3, 2025
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apple bag junkie

A slutty female who licks any male genitals for a nicotine fix
Kira is such an apple bag junkie ,she licked Jim's balls and 9 of his buddies balls as well,so they all pitched in and bought her a carton of cigs
by BIG T 49 August 26, 2017
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Junkie gummer

When you get a blowjob from a meth head.

Oral sex from a meth head especially with tooth loss.
After leaving the party Connor was walking home and got a junkie gummer for twenty bucks!
by Thejimbo August 4, 2023
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