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Juan

Juan is the man with the plan
He gets bitches
He gives advice to his friends on how to get bitches
He would give advice to you too
Juan is the man with the plan
Juan: ayo bro this is how you get bitches: REDACTED
Friend: thanks Juan
by March 23, 2022
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juan go JUUUUAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN and is haha funne horse
juan loves to sit on the 2nd floor ledge
by Juan the Horse February 9, 2022
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Juan is one of the most kindest people you could ever meet, and a great boyfriend to have. He has a really unique personality, he's really kind when you get to know him. He's incredibly smart, and understanding and you can talk to him about your problems any time. Juan can be a little bit cheesy sometimes but that only makes him better. He's really protective over what's 'his', and gets jealous quite easily. Juan's a real big flirt.
stooooooooooooop Juan in a flirty way
by pablo greg April 20, 2022
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Man who cuddles then leaves at 7 Am 👎🏻 Looks like a booger overall good guy likes to laugh at homeless people and throw rocks at their heads.
Juan: hey let’s go throw a rock at that homeless person
Person 1: no way man not cool
by Andbandj April 20, 2022
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Juan King

what i call myself in Town of Salem
Juan King has revealed themselves to be Mayor
by Primal Diglett December 2, 2020
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Juan
"giga juan"
by Emporiohak December 4, 2020
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Juan is a horse that is normally seen living on his balcony, he became a meme in 2020 for a short time. He died at the #JuanIsOverParty where normies and memers alike came to cleanse the world of his name.
Juan.
-Juan.
by RedSpyIsInTheBase December 4, 2020
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