His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood
"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."
- Dennis Leary
- Dennis Leary
by Not Zane September 10, 2004
1. In the place to be.
2. He has 2 pints of Sam Adams, but he's working on 3.
3. Those Redcoats don't want it with him.
4. He leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side.
5. A gay cinnabun wHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO FLIPPIN DIE.
2. He has 2 pints of Sam Adams, but he's working on 3.
3. Those Redcoats don't want it with him.
4. He leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side.
5. A gay cinnabun wHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO FLIPPIN DIE.
"I'm John Laurens in the place to be!"
Cousin: "Dude, why u crying?"
Me: "laURENS DIEd."
Cousin: "Hand me your phone."
Me: "Why?"
Cousin: I'm gonna delete your Spotify Premium account."
Me: "no. No-one takes away my gay cinnabun called John Laurens"
Cousin: "Dude, why u crying?"
Me: "laURENS DIEd."
Cousin: "Hand me your phone."
Me: "Why?"
Cousin: I'm gonna delete your Spotify Premium account."
Me: "no. No-one takes away my gay cinnabun called John Laurens"
by x_Your_Obedient_Servant_x August 30, 2018
A super hot loveable guy who gives the best hugs/ kisses. All girls love him and he has the cutest smile. He alwayse smells amazeing and has the sexiest brown hair and mezmerizeing brown eyes to match. He RANDOMLY POKES PEOPLE (which is totally not normal BTW)
by Q-T girl November 09, 2011
In the song "I Don't Give a Fuck" by Lil John, all he says in the first 25 seconds is "Okay!" repeatedly. This provided excellent material for Dave Chappelle to rip Lil John on his TV show.
by Dewey May 23, 2004
1. The best point guard in the history of professional basketball; leads the league in assists and steals
2. To have tight short-shorts
2. To have tight short-shorts
1. Not Magic nor Jordan have more steals and assists than Stockon
2. Dude did u steal those shorts from the girls' locker room or John Stockon?
2. Dude did u steal those shorts from the girls' locker room or John Stockon?
by shouriman October 12, 2003
Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022
JOHN EGBERT IS A LIVING W
by tturntechGodheadd September 11, 2022