Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.

"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"

by TheCarrotMurderer September 1, 2013

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Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine of someone´s male sexual organ.

´Whoa, I´m so high off of my tits right now, I could let someone perform a Philadelphian Jockey on me!´

by EgorGeroev January 2, 2018

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Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.

After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.

by The Muntologist July 9, 2025

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piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse while striking her tip.

Your ma's a piss jockey.

by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024

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Chicken Jockey

An annoying trend when people watch the Minecraft Movie. It occurs when Jack Black’s character Steve shouts Chicken Jockey.

People in the audience sometimes jump onto each others shoulders and scream Chicken Jockey.

Steve: Chicken Jockey
People in audience: Chicken Jockey!!! *jumps onto friends shoulders
Cinema worker: I don’t get paid enough for this

by Darthinian April 22, 2025

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