Yo bitch!
Jesse Gus needs us to cook
Yo mr white I love weed yo
Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family
Mr White wanna go karting
No Jesse we need to cook
Jesse Gus needs us to cook
Yo mr white I love weed yo
Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family
Mr White wanna go karting
No Jesse we need to cook
by XSPINEHYPE May 11, 2022
Get the Jesse we need to cookmug. A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
Get the Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Venturamug. by Kelsey Youngman October 19, 2020
Get the National Jesse appreciation daymug. Definition often known as the world's best couple.
World's perfect couple.
Started 070610, ended never.
- As you breathe this second, they are loving each other
harder and harder by times fold.
World's perfect couple.
Started 070610, ended never.
- As you breathe this second, they are loving each other
harder and harder by times fold.
by Crackalackinbro March 2, 2011
Get the Jesse Fung and Elaine Dongmug. booty bitch hold. Sorry. Wait. No.
AVEREEE SUCKS JESSES BOOTY HOLE WITH HER ARMPIT HAIRS AND HER NOSTRILS. THEN JESSE EATS HER WITH HIS BELLY BUTTON AND AVEREE DIES OF PLEASURE
AVEREEE SUCKS JESSES BOOTY HOLE WITH HER ARMPIT HAIRS AND HER NOSTRILS. THEN JESSE EATS HER WITH HIS BELLY BUTTON AND AVEREE DIES OF PLEASURE
by Poe Cunder April 17, 2019
Get the FUCKING JESSE BITCHmug. Jesse-Gay-Boi™ is trash compared to me.
by gracio_kart April 1, 2020
Get the Jesse-Gay-Boi™mug. When a woman is backed up into a corner with her back against a wall while her male partner slides his erect penis in between her breasts, as she squeezes them together, forming a vaginal substitute. The woman also licks the head of the penis as it comes near to her face with thrusting.
Gentleman: "Would you like to bone, baby?"
Lady: "No, I'm on my period. How about a The Sally Jesse Raphael?"
Gentleman: "Fuck ya! I'll turn off sponge bob".
Lady: "No, I'm on my period. How about a The Sally Jesse Raphael?"
Gentleman: "Fuck ya! I'll turn off sponge bob".
by Mayor McJizz December 23, 2009
Get the The Sally Jesse Raphaelmug.