Jeff

Jeff is a sporty guy that only wears one specific name brand shirt. He is dedicated to his work but does not like change. He spazzes and relies on his network of dude bros, hockey and beer to get through the shitty nights. Jeff cant use an excel sheet for shit but he’a got a good heart and will retire or die at the company he is at.

Why you acting like a Jeff?

by Linkedin Weirdo November 23, 2021

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Jeff hggyyhncvuhntrhunter

eating on a roller coaster wile playing fortnite battle pass i just pooped out my butt

I being jeff hggyyhncvuhntrhunter

by jeff bazos12345678910 September 19, 2023

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jeff

someone who doesn’t wear their flannel shirt on flannel-friday; average

You didn’t wear your flannel today? What a jeff...

by my taint is clean January 4, 2020

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My Name Jeff

Really epic meme

Epic Fortnite gamer:"My name Jeff"
9 Year old gamer girl: "fuck me"

by PokeBread December 12, 2018

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Jeff McClure

1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self

3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!

by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 18, 2023

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