Dirty Jeff

The act of putting one's own finger into their own rectal cavity and rubbing whatever comes out under one's own nose

Howdy, you can just call me Dirty Jeff. Care for a sniff?

by Julio Juarez February 18, 2023

Jeff

Someone who think he is the best
Really annoying and play games in school
Never do homework, and always get bad report card

Guy1: Hey that guy is weird
Guy2: he is like Jeff

by goooooooooooooooooo February 22, 2023

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by UB Nash November 15, 2023

Jeff

Jeff is considered a real pussy, who most likely will take it in the ass any day of the week. Not to mention he cries for any little stupid shit

Stop being a Jeff and man up you little pussy.

by Jack6896 November 15, 2023

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

Jeff

Usually always below 5.5 feet tall, related to Frodo baggins, has his own gay only fans page, is known to wear a bandana and be a weak knees cross dressing sissy. Loves assholes and to role-play, and to play dress up in lingerie.

Girl 1: check out that Jeff over there he’s kinda cute

Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos

Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up

Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!

by Addicted27 February 4, 2024

Jeff

Jeff: (verb)
Synonyms~ Lying, capping

i.e.

“Man I knew he was Jeff’ing”

“Remember the day he jeffed to us about being rich”

by InspectorGofret February 7, 2024