Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017

jason+cole

A beautiful experience felt like no other. The bond between a Jason and Cole is unbreakable,never get in-between it or YOU WILL regret it! The cycle is only complete is when the Jason proposes to Cole high and then Cole does the same equally as high.

You 2 are such a Jason+Cole

by Jason and Cole October 15, 2019

kawasaki jason

A kawasaki Jason can be defined as being on your atv while jerking yourself off via reach around.

A Kawasaki Jason can be defined as Caught my homie Jason in the woods on his quad performing a Kawasiki Jason.

by Brianprimosch October 17, 2020

halluci-jason

a hallucination of Jason Vorhees, as seen in the Friday the 13th films
created by James A. Janisse of Dead Meat

"His halluci-jasons are getting so bad, dude can't even take a minute to admire himself in the mirror." (Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT, Dead Meat)

by dr4g0ng1rl September 19, 2021

jason bartlett

An outstanding genuine guy who is always there to lend a hand or literally save the day.

Jason bartlett saved Mike freese from 3 fat girls from abducting him.

by Floppey tripod January 2, 2023

jason carney

A person from Boone Iowa who will accept challenges on the spot and loves pork chops, or anything made of chocolate

Always loosen bolts pushing away from your self or you will Jason Carney yourself

by Mkonv March 14, 2019

Jason M

A rat. A snitch. Has a tic tac dick and t-rex arms.

Person 1: "Where can I find someone with a small dick and that's a cop?"
Person 2: "Just call up Jason M"

by Dolaalaaado March 31, 2022