jason goodwin

a kind and loyal person. Jason goodwin gives off big dick energy. they are very indecisive, extremly good at procrastinating and like math. Jason goodwin is an extremely hot person. typically short with dyed hair. he acts very gay and is usually very self-conscious about how they look. Jason goodwin typically wears boxers, jeans, binders, and t-shirts with either flannel or an orange sweatshirt on top. most importantly Jason Goodwin is a friend.

omg look at that orange sweatshirt, that's a total Jason Goodwin
hmmm, they're looking kinda flat today, i bet their preferred name is Jason
only a Jason Goodwin could be that good a procrastinating

meet my new friend Jason Goodwin
"they are sooo gay" "yeah a total Jason Goodwin"

by hot_french_cowboy January 20, 2022

David Jason

David Jason is the absolute best when it comes to being a true KING...he loves with everything he has and always willing to give the shirt off his back. Good looking, sweet, caring but never let the innocent fave fool you.....because he can be a dirty jerk AKA a dickweed as well...

David Jason will always help you out

by Shooks84 June 2, 2022

Jason and Alex

Jason and Alex are meant for each other, they are perfect soulmates! You will never see two people more in love than Jason and Alex, they are both sensitive and caring and love each other more than anything. While they both can be a little childish sometimes they will be together forever. They tell each other they love them multiple times and day and mean it every.single.time. They are obsessed with each other.

person 1: "OMG is that Jason and Alex?? They are so cute together."
person 2: "I know right? They are made for each other."

by bleepbop December 25, 2021

Jason's Dog

A dog that's too cool, even for its owner.

I want to hang out with Jason's dog, but that means I'd have to see Jason... Ugh.

by goDs'nosaJ March 8, 2022

Jason M

A rat. A snitch. Has a tic tac dick and t-rex arms.

Person 1: "Where can I find someone with a small dick and that's a cop?"
Person 2: "Just call up Jason M"

by Dolaalaaado March 31, 2022

Jason Osborne

Hell nah

Jason Osborne sucks

by Dixie Definitions April 6, 2022

Jason Scambillis

A person who spends so little effort on what they are told to do and instead does what they want like create Ghost arrows for an annoying game that nobody plays and thinks that they can make that into a career.

Person 1: Hi I am Jason Scambillis
Person 2: *Smells the stink*
Person 1: *Friday Nighgt Funkin Noises*
Person 2: Please let me die

by Ben_Annoyance April 18, 2022