Jason's Towel

The rag and/or towel you use after sex to clean cum off of the pussy or penis or surrounding areas.

Scotty, you came all over me... grab Jason's towel.

by ImJustHereDude April 24, 2022

Jason's Dog

A dog that's too cool, even for its owner.

I want to hang out with Jason's dog, but that means I'd have to see Jason... Ugh.

by goDs'nosaJ March 8, 2022

Jason Saine

GOAT on NC

Yo lets take a pic with NC representative Jason Saine

by pppppppppppoooooll March 3, 2023

Jason's Syndrome

A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.

The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.

by nut ass c/o September 25, 2022

Jason and Alex

Jason and Alex are meant for each other, they are perfect soulmates! You will never see two people more in love than Jason and Alex, they are both sensitive and caring and love each other more than anything. While they both can be a little childish sometimes they will be together forever. They tell each other they love them multiple times and day and mean it every.single.time. They are obsessed with each other.

person 1: "OMG is that Jason and Alex?? They are so cute together."
person 2: "I know right? They are made for each other."

by bleepbop December 25, 2021

Jason Scambillis

A person who spends so little effort on what they are told to do and instead does what they want like create Ghost arrows for an annoying game that nobody plays and thinks that they can make that into a career.

Person 1: Hi I am Jason Scambillis
Person 2: *Smells the stink*
Person 1: *Friday Nighgt Funkin Noises*
Person 2: Please let me die

by Ben_Annoyance April 18, 2022

halluci-jason

a hallucination of Jason Vorhees, as seen in the Friday the 13th films
created by James A. Janisse of Dead Meat

"His halluci-jasons are getting so bad, dude can't even take a minute to admire himself in the mirror." (Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT, Dead Meat)

by dr4g0ng1rl September 19, 2021