January 27

National eat that pussy day .
Give your crush,a friend, or a random female some head.

"Hey alicia u want some head, its january 27."
"Sure u cane lick my pussy"

by Ovvar October 19, 2019

January 31st

A nigga born on this day finna kill you in yo sleep; this nigga finna kill you and eat yo dead body

“Damn, that nigga joe born on January 31st, stay the fuck away from that nigga!”

by Rusty-Chicken October 16, 2019

January 13

Jan the 13th is Me Me day where everyone pronouces meme as me me. Me Me is seen as the n-word of the meme community. The only people who say this derogatory term are normies and boomers.

Me mer: Hey man look at funny me me!
*shows phone
Friend: um...ok why did you say meme that way.
Me mer: tis the January 13

by Jesus is Gaysus October 19, 2019

January the 19th

Make out with your best friend day!

Bestfriend#1 : we need to make out
Bestfriend#2 : why?
Bestfriend #1 : because it’s January the 19th of course! Did you forgot?
Bestfriend#2 : oh- yes I forgot
Bestfriend#2 : okay fine

by Gayporn January 31, 2022

January 15

It's national hug someone that was born on January 15

Kelly: it's January 15

Emma:so
Kelly: it's national hug someone that was born on January 15

Emma: ok thanks for the hug

by Emily.cal November 11, 2019

January 12th

at this day, if a girl is born, she is simply the best. There is a chance she's funny, there's a chance she has emotional intellect, there's a chance she is considerate and there's a chance her name is shez.

Boy: hey I am going to suicide!

Girl: why?

Boy: I met shez and that's all I wanted from my life!

Girl: what's a shez?!!

Boy: someone who is born on January 12th!

by Akkkkuuuuun January 11, 2023

No Juul January

Throughout the month of January, you cannot hit a Juul, otherwise you have the infinite gay. Those who follow No Juul January may Juul after January is over.

Bro 1. Hey bro, you didn't hit the Juul right? Otherwise you have infinite gay
Bro 2. Nah man, I'm staying true to No Juul January

by ComradeWithBigSad December 30, 2018