Jamie

Jamie is a fat fucking simpleton who spends his free time eating, sleeping (very little), complaining about literally nothing and smoking copious amounts of marijuana that he bought with his universal credit money. Jamie will literally snort vape liquid up his nose because he bums off it that much.

Person 1: hey is that a simp?
Person 2) no it’s just Jamie the silly cunt!

by oesn March 2, 2020

jamie mcphie

West Tyrone slang for an alcoholic scottish gypsey (closely resembling a dermie)

You see that Jamie Mcphie over er he came from a long line of gypes

by omasmick June 1, 2020

Jamie

Big abs easy to get on with

Jamie has big abs have you saw them?
That boy over there is easy to get on with his name is jamie

by Elite zyro June 5, 2020

Jamie

Autistic fucker

Jamie is such an autistic fucker

by Jack stevenson June 8, 2020

Jamie

The undisputed g.o.a.t !

Omg jamie is so sexy
Jamie makes me so horny
He’s so nice his name must be jamie

by Willy shakesp June 12, 2020

Jamie

This girl is a backstabbing liar who only uses you for personal gain

Did you hear about that bitch Jamie?

by ____________{}{}{} June 13, 2020

Jamie

A hardworking person who often gets sidetracked telling others to focus, therefore losing focus herself.

You're such a Jamie.

by Tokyo-is-now-rich June 16, 2020