j-porn

Japanese porn. Famous for use of strangely-shaped vibrators and high-pitched girls overacting before taking lots of cumshots and playing with the cum.

I love j-porn.

J-girls are such sluts.

J-porn kicks ass. All societies should do the bukkake!

by Pigslut Master February 28, 2008

j-mo

to be really cool and smart

Seth was j-mo the other day.

by J Mo January 31, 2003

j-rock

An excellent music genre that used to have a humane, mature fanbase only a couple years back. These fans still exist, but most of the fandom has been taken over by anime freaks which has ticked off most original J-rock fans. These anime fans only listen to Dir en grey (actually, some haven't even heard a Dir en grey song in their life) and claim to listen to Malice Mizer and Moi dix Mois, just so they can obsess over Mana who they clearly know nothing about (that sucks considerably, as Mana is a great, talented musician, not just a pretty face). They claim to be huge J-rock fans after only naming these three bands, yet have never heard of others like Amadeus, Boom Boom Satellites, Soft Ballet, or Blam Honey.

Another mistake they make is confusing j-pop groups with j-rock..

by nightandday July 29, 2006

J. Ho

Slut, skank, whore. Someone who wears slutty clothes, preferrably someone with a huge butt.

That girl is such a J. Ho, look at her clothes.

by Penguin December 14, 2003

ceb-j

Pronounced, "sehb jay," or "see bee jay" if irony is intended. A closed eye blow job. Usually indicates that the recipient of oral sex either

1) Is completely enthralled with pleasure, or

2) Is completely turned off by the ugly whore whose mouth salivates on his penis.

Faceless bastard #1: "Dude, it totally went ceb-j last night."
Faceless bastard #2: "Was she that good?"
Faceless bastard #1: "Not really."
Faceless bastard #2: "Oh. Sucks."
Faceless bastard #1: "Yeah..."
*pause*
Faceless bastard #2: "You'd better get that checked out."

by vinman11 December 17, 2007

J-Roll

The act of crossing the street on a bike without a crosswalk. Usually happens with little kids who don't pay attention. Similar to J-walking.

Did you see that douche on the bike J-Roll out in front of me?

by J9KEWA July 09, 2009

J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of actually going out with or fucking their sister.

Peter pulled the J-Swap with Camille. Now he fucks Jackie in the ass every day

by Michael Peen April 23, 2008