by WeAllWannaDie May 30, 2018
or a person how is having a finger blast of the ear hole to get rid of an itch or pain to relieve pressure
a deep itch of the ear lope would cause you to stick your finger in your ear, therefore, being a ear wanker . god! stu your a earwanker you've been wanking your ear all morning!
by dave the ear wanking god !! November 28, 2021
Similar to virgin ears, a phrase that suggests that the speaker is innocent and not used to hearing profanity or sexual references. Reflects Disney's notoriety for having excessively clean language and content in their films.
by Lauraptor March 23, 2010
by Elijah Powell February 25, 2008
The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.
guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
by NickyLags June 01, 2011
The sexual act of a male inserting his micro penis into a woman's ear hole because that's the only way they will be able to feel it going in.
by hairy black male June 20, 2019
by JphuknB July 01, 2018