Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."

U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)

by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019

Atlanta Florida

Atlanta Florida is part of the state of Florida. However, after the Great Tsunami of 1789, half of Florida was sunken underwater. The city "Atlanta Georgia" is named after it.

"I just learned recently I am part Atlantic Floridian!"
" Have you heard of Atlanta Florida?'

by Elijah Reisberg April 05, 2023

Florida cocktail

When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.

"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"

by Absurd Florida Man March 21, 2024

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

by StupidGood March 31, 2024

florida milkshake

the act of diarrhea-ing into a vagina

my girl wants a florida milkshake so i’ve been eating nothing but chipotle for a week

by secretlyapepe April 04, 2022

Florida Citrus Center

More like
What the fuck
How many signs are there for that?

Penguinz0: Florida Citrus Center? More like: What the fuck? How many signs are there for that?

by Hurricane2005 June 01, 2023

Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.

"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020