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I love you

Sentence written by a 15 yr old horny boy who actually doesn't infact love you. You will end up being heartbroken because this guy will end up leaving you for a girl named Emily. So if someone says i love you. run.
Hot guy: I love you
Me: Oh hell no you trick ass bitch.
by bruhshush69 July 13, 2020
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I love you

I actually just want to waste your time and use you and then leave you in a deep hole I dug while you were to distracted on me
by TheogBrendaddy May 22, 2018
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A hate as great of that equal to all the Christian Blind people and their take on Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ movie. Ultimate Hate beyond any basic understanding.
Mick walks into work to find Desiray is sitting at the computer hogging the internet at work.
Desiray smirks and does not share although, her being a she-whale, has been on the internet all morning, continues to hog the internet and not relent it to Mick.
Mick yells "I hate you with the passion of the Christ!"
by Hardcore_Harry December 23, 2008
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i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.
Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh
by crippus1 March 28, 2009
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i love you

I love you! something you will never hear because no one fucking loves you. you get that little bitch no one fucking loves you.
by POOPY TOES January 24, 2020
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I like you for who you are.

1. (politely) I don't have romantic interest in you.

2. (sarcastically) Get lost, creep!
1. "I'll call you tomorrow."

"I like you for who you are."

2. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I can't tell you how much I like you for who you are."
by Downstrike May 28, 2004
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i love you johnny cakes

what you say to a same sex friend when you feel affection towards them in a non sexual way.
Gee Larry you are swell at pitching a camping tent. I love you Johnny Cakes!
by Sean Eastbridge May 27, 2006
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